Ship's Log

This here be the log of our ship, the Lame Duck.
With pen and ink we faithfully record where we been and where we be go'in.

Just be fair un do'n be letting on to the East India Trading Company where we be puttin' in to shore next.

Public Ports of Call

Private Ports of Call

Well it's not like I be listin' em here, they be private!

Watch Out

Who knows where ya be see'in us next. Could be your house!